and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I supernannyed him into submission
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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