so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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