i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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