but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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