there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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