I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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