he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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