....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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