you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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