i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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