just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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