I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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