All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.