I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the condom got lost in my hair
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps