Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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