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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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