dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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