It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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