Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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