he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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