Cold hands, warm shart.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?