id be glad to
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?