Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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