how can u be prego again
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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