a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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