i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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