the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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