When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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