Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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