Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
