You really coming over, don't trick.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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