so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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