new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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