are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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