Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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