You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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