Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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