i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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