Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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