i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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