i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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