I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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