I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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