i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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