The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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