But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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