I need help removing her.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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