His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I seem to have left my pride at pride
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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