imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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