But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Randomize
