is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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