Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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