I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
