I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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