i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
