sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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