I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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