Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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