Can Purell be used as lube?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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