i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
