some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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